"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't."
~ Wednesday, September 10 ~
"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth." — Aubrey Plaza
~ Tuesday, September 2 ~
when my friends ask me for relationship advice and i try to sound all deep and meaningful so they forget that i literally haven’t been in a single relationship????
i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques
I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
This is the most important thing I have ever read.
~ Monday, September 1 ~