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"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't."
~ Wednesday, September 10 ~
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"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  — Aubrey Plaza

"I just want him all to myself, and now I feel like the whole world is let in on the secret brilliance of Chris Pratt…. He’s a talented rap artist, like to a scale that people don’t know about. He can do anything and everything. He’s like a real live superhero. I’m like his wife: I support him. I dress him. I make sure there’s nothing in his teeth."  Aubrey Plaza

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crystallized-teardrops:

when my friends ask me for relationship advice and i try to sound all deep and meaningful so they forget that i literally haven’t been in a single relationship????


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the-painted-stone:

August, 2014


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i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

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I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
— (via metaloverx)

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lunar-amethyst:

spiritual / nature 🌿

lunar-amethyst:

spiritual / nature 🌿

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grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.


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lxfill:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

😂😂😂

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